A Rift in the Space Time Continuum

Hmm... Paris Hilton was given a 45-day jail sentence and is out of jail after only, um... er...

Well she was told it would only be 23 days with good behavior. But, was her behavior really good?

Even so... it was still less than 23 days.

So how?

Maybe there was a rift in the space time continuum where it seemed like...

Well...

Hmm...