NBC’s Jeff Zucker, according to the Los Angeles Times, is going to pay Paris Hilton
One Million Dollars
For an interview when she gets out of jail.
So, let’s review.
If you drive drunk and go to jail, you get a million dollars?
Can anybody get that deal?
Now, let’s see... where did I leave my Jack Daniels?
Oh, wait... we’re talking about Paris Hilton.
I can dig it...