Thursday, June 21, 2007

Zucker... Rhymes with...

NBC’s Jeff Zucker, according to the Los Angeles Times, is going to pay Paris Hilton

One Million Dollars

For an interview when she gets out of jail.

So, let’s review.

If you drive drunk and go to jail, you get a million dollars?


Can anybody get that deal?

Now, let’s see... where did I leave my Jack Daniels?

Oh, wait... we’re talking about Paris Hilton.

I can dig it...

1 comment:

Nomarless said...

And we wonder why the rich keep on getting richer..

I LOVE baseball and won't pay the outrageous prices to go watch a game.

8 dollars for a beer. $1,000,000 for 3 weeks in jail!!!

Interview a lifer, then I'll be impressed. And pay him/her $10,000 for his/her story.

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