Thursday, August 23, 2007

Is it Legal to Drive Drunk with Cocaine?


I was just thinking... what would happen if I got drunk and high on cocaine... and then got arrested and found in possession of cocaine... and then have a record of previous offenses appear on the police docket?

Well, if my name were Lindsay Lohan, I would get the harsh sentence of...

One Day in Prison

But don’t feel bad for Miss Lohan... for she can claim to be claustrophobic and released from her one day, just like Paris Hilton.

Or, she can claim that her studio made her do a film wearing slutty lingerie on the set... and that could get her sentence commuted to, oh... let’s say eight seconds?

But maybe all this publicity might inspire some of us to go and see Lindsay’s next movie?

Nah...

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