First, Claudine Longet gets 30 days for murder.
But then, Mary Winkler gets 60 days for murder... so we are up 50%.
But on the non-murder scale... Paris Hilton gets 20-something days for multiple DUI.
But then, Lindsay Lohan gets only one day in jail for the same... WITH the addition of drugs...
But wait... Nicole Ritchie gets a prison sentence of only 80 minutes.
Maybe the next celebutante will just stick one toe inside the front door of the jail and then turn around and go home?