Friday, August 24, 2007

The Jail Index



First, Claudine Longet gets 30 days for murder.

But then, Mary Winkler gets 60 days for murder... so we are up 50%.

But on the non-murder scale... Paris Hilton gets 20-something days for multiple DUI.

But then, Lindsay Lohan gets only one day in jail for the same... WITH the addition of drugs...

But wait... Nicole Ritchie gets a prison sentence of only 80 minutes.

Eighty Minutes?
Maybe the next celebutante will just stick one toe inside the front door of the jail and then turn around and go home?

1 comment:

rostasi said...

That's 100%,not 50% ;-)
...but I totally agree with the ridiculousness of it all!

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