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I was just thinking... what would happen if I got drunk and high on cocaine... and then got arrested and found in possession of cocaine... and then have a record of previous offenses appear on the police docket?
Well, if my name were Lindsay Lohan, I would get the harsh sentence of...
But don’t feel bad for Miss Lohan... for she can claim to be claustrophobic and released from her one day, just like Paris Hilton.
Or, she can claim that her studio made her do a film wearing slutty lingerie on the set... and that could get her sentence commuted to, oh... let’s say eight seconds?
But maybe all this publicity might inspire some of us to go and see Lindsay’s next movie?
Consider this... we have had 43 Presidents in the relatively brief history of the United States... and all have been white males. And now, there is a chance of having a woman and an African American man on the same ticket.
This is historic. It is a first Isn’t it?
In 1872, the Equal Rights Party ticket featured Victoria Woodhull (50 years before women were given the right to vote) and Frederick Douglass.
Needless to say, the Equal Rights Party no longer exists. However, Hillary and Obama are running under the mainstream Democratic party. And whether or not they would actually consider running together on the same ticket... the reality is that these two are the front-runners in their party.
The big question... is America ready?
Okay, somebody help me to understand this...
Mary Winkler, wife of a church pastor, shoots her husband in the back with a shotgun while he is sleeping. Well, accidentally, she said.
After the shotgun accidentally misfired into her husband’s back, she loaded her children in the car and drove over 300 miles before being caught by the authorities.
She was arrested and... during the trial, her defense was that she was a battered wife.
Well, not battered as in like being beaten or mistreated... but that her accidentally shot husband allegedly criticized her hair... made her watch porn... and had “unnatural” sex (described by one broadcast journalist as insisting that she wear “slutty lingerie.”)
And so, after 60 days time served, she is a free woman. However, her in-laws are fighting to keep custody of the children while trying to keep her from profiting from book or movie deals from the murder, erm, accidental shooting.
Is this another example of Claudine Longet style justice?
The rumors about GEICO cavemen becoming a television series are true. If you check the ABC Web Site, you will see that Cavemen will be on Tuesday nights starting in October.
The critics have lambasted the show... and it would appear that the original cavemen from the GEICO commercials will not appear in the show.
That could be a good thing... considering that, like GEICO insurance... this show may only be around for 15-minutes or less.
You might even think of Helen Hunt in that goofy movie where a tornado is the antagonist and flying cows extras on the set.
But, the last thing I would think about is my old haunt, Brooklyn New York.
But, as the New York Times reported, for the first time since the 1800’s, a tornado touched down and tore up some prime real estate in Brooklyn.
But I would imagine that if Daw-thee clicks hur heels tree times, she could get a slice a Tony’s Pizza.