Some days, I wish I played the guitar so that I could sing the blues. There is the “my alarm clock went off but I’m still tired” blues. There is the “traffic sucks” blues. There is the “why can’t I hit powerball and quit this job” blues. So we get stressed out and wonder where the answer is?
I found an answer at AbsoluteCalm. This web site presents a nutritional supplement that will help you to relax.
Absolute Calm is not a drug. There are no harsh chemicals. No narcotics. The man won’t throw you behind bars for taking it. This product is herbal. It is safe. Naturally, you will want to consult your family doctor if you have any condition, are or might become pregnant, or if you are taking any other prescription or non-prescription drugs.
Containing lecithin, olive oil, and magnolia bark extract… these natural ingredients combine to help you rest and relax from your stressful life. Why come home yelling at your wife, biting the dog, scratching the cat, and spitting into the fish tank when instead you can enjoy Absolute Calm?
By the way, when you log onto the AbsoluteCalm website, a pleasant looking woman with a Carol Brady hairdo will step out (assuming you have Flash) and explain to you in a calming voice all about the benefits of Absolute Calm.
That has me relaxed already!