I stopped by a local eatery to grab a soup and salad... thought the young lady in line in front of me looked interesting, so I started a conversation by joking, “everything here is good except the milkshakes and smoothies. Stay away...”
With a giggle, she turned to me smiling. Then, as she eyed me, the smile vanished and she looked as if Freddy Krueger was shoving a chainsaw into her face. She nervously spun around and quickly exited the restaurant.