I remember the three Stooges Short “So Long, Mr. Chumps” in which the Stooges intentionally go to prison in order to find an honest man.
Well, I went to a cyber café looking for some food and internet surfing time... and to my surprise, I found an honest man. Or, rather... he found me!
I stopped in to get a quick bite and, as I found a table, this guy walks up to me and holds out a wad of cash.
My first thought was, “What... do I look like a bum in need of a handout?”
The guy explained that it fell out of my pocket in the parking lot.
As I stammered out a thanks, he turned and walked away.
So, what do you know... there are honest men out there!