Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Fly the VERY FRIENDLY Skies…
In case you just woke up from a Rip Van Winkle nap… you should be familiar with the uproar over the Transportation Safety Agency’s new strategy to protect us from terrorism.
The first step is to have you be irradiated by a machine that will give the TSA a view of your body. The assurance is that your privacy will be protected.
Ask the TSA agent who was tormented by his colleagues after being imaged by one of those machines. They teased him about his penis size until… well, why don’t you check out the video below for yourself:
If you prefer not to be irradiated, you have the option of allowing a TSA agent to get to second base with you… without the benefit of dinner or a movie (well, you can buy food and rent a DVD player on some airlines).
But one man objected to receiving a pat-down that included his “junk” being touched. Check out the CNN video:
That poor guy missed his trip and is now facing a $10,000 fine. But check this out: a three year old child who is seemingly traumatized by having a TSA Agent run hands over her body.
Check out this video:
I am beginning to think that this will soon become our preferred mode of transportation: